Onorio
Onorio by magnum cock February 7, 2010
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Onorio
Onorio, as i write this i have already deleted whole paragraphs three or four times.
I try to come up with something funny, crazy, witty or cool. light up this place. donate joy. playfulness. carefreeness.
it only works for so long. or: it won't work today. because my empty hand is constantly reminded of the hand that is missing. my skin is conscious of the lack of resistance it can lean against. my eyes are hungry for the physical you. my lips my nose my neck my belly my thighs my hair. my tongue my voice my ears my bottom my dreams my chest my plans my joy my life. Onorio. explain to me what it is that you're scheming. so that i can understand and go with you.
Yours,
Ofelia
I try to come up with something funny, crazy, witty or cool. light up this place. donate joy. playfulness. carefreeness.
it only works for so long. or: it won't work today. because my empty hand is constantly reminded of the hand that is missing. my skin is conscious of the lack of resistance it can lean against. my eyes are hungry for the physical you. my lips my nose my neck my belly my thighs my hair. my tongue my voice my ears my bottom my dreams my chest my plans my joy my life. Onorio. explain to me what it is that you're scheming. so that i can understand and go with you.
Yours,
Ofelia
Tim D'onofrio
An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".
1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.
- Jimmy Lanz
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.
- Jimmy Lanz
Tim D'onofrio by jimmylanz September 18, 2011
Ozorio
a spanish surname usually spelled "Osorio". When broken up, one finds the word is actually composed of two words "Oso" (bear) and "Rio" (River), so literally translated Ozorio means "Bear River".
Ozorio by Gerardo Israel June 7, 2007
onorin
A person who sleeps at 4 am and wakes up at 3 in the afternoon
They also are productive and don't even know what an orange is
They also are productive and don't even know what an orange is
onorin by forthechildren June 2, 2021
nils osorio
Nils is a person who loves movies he can sit there all day he has a great sense of humor not the bet but he has one and he loves sports when you see him you will know his name is nils, you would want to be his friend because he is a great person that you would always be around.
nils osorio by Nils osorio June 19, 2017
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