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We’re only friends 

Word typically used to get out of cheating on your partner with this person you describe as “only a friend”
I said your my “we’re only friends” but I rearrange your guts and you couldn’t walk last night

Friends Only 

Phrase used after saying something sexual to the opposite sex without actually implying a relationship .

Similar to friends with benefits
"Hey, would you let me tap that? Friends Only."

"Sex? friends only though"
Friends Only by Prodocy May 18, 2009

friends only 

A characteristic of blogging site like Livejournal
it allows you to write entries that can only be read by the people on your friends list. commonly known as FO
"my journal is friends only"
"i made a friends only entry"
friends only by okelay April 28, 2006

Friends only 

The correct word for a social media account that is meant only for your friends to see! Often used with inta or twitter
“Follow my friends only account for memes fam”
Friends only by Bunman3000 July 14, 2018

No life No friends only indian discord friends 

This is a phrase that you can say too your friends when they do something stupid in fortnite
This guy has No life No friends only indian discord friends

Weed Only Friend 

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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