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onion patch 

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
onion patch by joeltfoster January 26, 2010

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies
Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.
Secret Onion Patch by TheBosma July 10, 2010

onion patch pussy 

See “onion patch

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”

Farting in the onion patch 

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026