One nil

Telling your friend to look at something that isn't actually there and then saying 'one nil'. This phrase is used because its like keeping score of how many times you've tricked eachother but without the score ever actually increasing.

Players will usually start safe and believable, but eventually make extravagant assumptions to make their friend look even more foolish for looking.

Antony: look at that huge spider!
Dan: *turns and looks*
Antony: one nil haha as if you actually looked, idiot!

One nil by P Boor September 9, 2013

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one-nil

A game that often escalates and quickly gets out of hand where an individual calls out to another and gets his attention for no reason, only to short one-nil at him. This game proceeds with the score increasing the more times the individual achieves this.

Twat: "Hey mate"
Mate: "Oh hiya, how are..."
Twat: "ONE-NIL!"

one-nil by GameStarter October 29, 2012

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Onenil

Means child predator

The guy is such a onenil.. he said 8 year olds are hot

Onenil by BobXDSud January 27, 2024

Onenil

Something you say after making a joke. Meaning they just pranked you

Hey man I just won the lottery. Onenil you just got pranked

Onenil by BobXDSud February 3, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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