one eyed trouser trout 

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

one eyed trouser trout by Ron August 2, 2003

One eyed trouser trout 

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

One eyed trouser trout by sweatyandready July 3, 2010

one eyed trouser trout 

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

one eyed trouser trout by Mike September 14, 2003

one-eyed trouser trout 

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

one-eyed trouser trout by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout 

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout by zabuma March 30, 2009