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One eyed trouser trout 

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)
Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

one eyed trouser trout 

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm
Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait
one eyed trouser trout by Mike September 14, 2003

one-eyed trouser trout 

My COCK.
Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout 

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026