one eye

another word for penis

Hey, suck a one eye!

by Sam Jones July 7, 2003

One Eye

The technique of closing one eye to be able to see straight usually attributed to double vision due to over consumption of alcohol

Jack: Dude, I had to pull a one eye to read this text message. see also: pirate

by r1v3t November 5, 2009

one eye

Another word for a dick head

Shut up you one eye!!!

by Anonymous April 8, 2005

One Eye High

When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open

Max is going to keep smoking pot till he reaches the level of the one eye high

by maxxxxxxx111 February 9, 2009

one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017

one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.

by Greenbeener January 27, 2016

One Eye Bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

by Alan Chan September 11, 2008