Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

your not on piss 

'Bruv your not on piss'
your not on piss by BigD12 March 12, 2020

Hard on piss distance 

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.
He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.

go on the piss 

UK expression meaning going out to get drunk. Purposely drinking enough to get drunk
It's Saturday. I think I will go on the piss tonight.
go on the piss by Jonnno February 18, 2012

Get on the piss 

To get on the piss, or getting on the piss, refers to the act of drinking alcoholic beverages, most typically with friends, and getting heavily intoxicated as a result.
Joe: What are you doing tonight, Bob?
Bob: I'm going to go get on the piss!
Get on the piss by Tirin September 1, 2013

piss on your wall 

To write something negative on someone's Facebook wall.
I swear, if you post that picture of me, I'm going to piss on your wall.

piss on your grave 

"Piss on your grave" is what you tell someone when you greatly resent something they have said or done, assuring them that you will not forget it and have no respect for them.
"If you dare do that, I'll piss on your grave!"
piss on your grave by markxcool June 12, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more