On my balls 

NYC slang. Similar to “on my mama, on my life, on my dad”. You can also say “word to my balls”, which is similar to “word to my momma, poppa, who-fuckin ever”.

Tavion (tay-VEE-on): Yo, r u deadass?

Deonte: Yea, I’m so deadass, wrd2 everything bro. I put that “on my balls”.

On my balls by nevalackinalwayspistolpackin March 5, 2021

by the hairs on my balls 

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by the hairs on my balls by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

Fart on my balls 

To have intercourse with a woman

I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls

Fart on my balls by TRexus May 29, 2010

Shit on my balls 

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.

1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.

Shit on my balls by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010

Jocking on my balls 

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

Jocking on my balls by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."

Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

Secretary on my balls by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011

nipples on my balls

the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.

Nipples on my balls, lean back!

nipples on my balls by Jeff Hawpee May 4, 2006