On a 2

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When explaining your actions concerning K/D spread in a video game. Happens when your kill count is twice your death count.

"Dude you were rubbish."
"You say that but i was on a 2 for the first half of the game and then I fell apart."

On a 2 by flemojacksmob September 1, 2009

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1/2 on a bag of dank

To go half's in a bad of chronic buddha with a friend/accomplice.

Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."

1/2 on a bag of dank by Diego September 3, 2003

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2 Dales on a roof

A gay ol’ time!

Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!

See also Blake and Tyler.

2 Dales on a roof by Codybay1 December 16, 2021

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2 glocks on 22gz, how you got clowned for a bacon egg and cheese?

2 glocks on 22gz, how you got clowned for a bacon egg and cheese? by 2 glocks on 22gz November 19, 2020

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Perform 20 parallel instances of (BitTyrant) on a 24 hour timer

Hym Iam "Perform 20 parallel instances of (BitTyrant) on a 24 hour timer."

Perform 20 parallel instances of (BitTyrant) on a 24 hour timer by Hym Iam April 21, 2026

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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

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Hook a left on the 21 and Lewis

a direction given by a vehicle passenger to turn left at the appropriate time and place. This method of navigational communication is inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".

Ex. 1- Danny needed to take a left to get to the parking lot so I told him to hook a left on the 21 and Lewis.

Ex. 2- When you get to the light, hook a left on the 21 and Lewis.

Hook a left on the 21 and Lewis by rlh06 December 20, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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