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Bro Im going to fail this test...ON JOHN
on john by DerekZalez March 21, 2025

On John cross 

When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god
Leyton-Aye I got to dog pregnant

Lukas-No you didn’t

Leyton-on John cross I did
On John cross by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020

On John Ross 365 

When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes
Lukas-aye who you talking to
John-I’m talking to you scared cat

Lukas-on John Ross 365 I’m about it

Go on john

Phrase used in ireland/northern ireland, means if the crossroads are empty give er plenty
Go on John, give er the blow
Go on john by Nottylershepcar June 15, 2020

Come on John 

When you neglect to use proper grammar and it comes back to haunt you.
Are you coming to the Pride Parade?

I'm not gay. Come on John .
Come on John by bartlettville June 14, 2016

That’s on John 

instead of “thats the tea”
i can’t stand Alan and that’s on john
That’s on John by wxrcrxmes January 2, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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