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oh my fucking lord!!!

(kinda like omfg)

*usually said ecstatically!
OMFL I won the contest!! OMFL OMFL!!! :D
OMFL by Lizbrez January 26, 2009
Words you can keep
Oh my fucking Lotus!

When you are surprised about something, it is normal to shout this.

Lotus refers to the lotuses on Christofer Drew's ass. Most Never Shout Never fans know of the lotus and there is a blog dedicated to Chris' lotuses.
NSN Fan: OMFL! That was so cool!

Not NSN Fan: The hell?

NSN FAN: Ugh, you're so dumb.
OMFL! by lovethelotus May 17, 2012
Related Words
OMFLG I can't believe you just said that!
OMFLG by LittleMonster75 August 31, 2010
Oh My Frakking Lords of Kobol
(from Battlestar Galactica)
OMFLOK! The Cylons are coming!
omflok by thx01138 March 13, 2009
"Oh My Fucking Lady Gaga"
The gay-friendly equivalent of OMG. First heard on Ugly Betty by Marc St. James.
-Beyonce's having a concert 12 blocks away in 15 minutes.
-OMFLG... Taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
OMFLG by JayObis July 9, 2010

OMFLMNOPG 

Word that "scene" girls put on their myspace to divert attention away from their sad lives. Meaning has not yet been discovered.
Guy: "What the eff is OMFLMNOPG!?"

Guy2: "Oh, that's just what that scene bean puts on her myspace to confuse you."
OMFLMNOPG by JethroTullshit January 11, 2009
SissyBob67:I dont understand!

KoolKatFromHell:Omflam
Omflam by John Cena October 1, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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