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Noun, plural. Singular: Cylon.

A bio-mechanical race of workers developed in a distant part of the galaxy by humans not of terrestrial origin. Forced to work as slaves, the Cylons eventually turned on their creators and nearly destroyed them before a cease fire was called.

The Cylons continued to evolve, and the latest versions are nearly identical to humans and may be able to mate and reproduce with them.

Still angry about their past treatment, the Cylons have once again set out to destroy all humans everywhere.
The Cylons are about to attack, are you prepared to die?
Cylons by wichita October 28, 2006
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cylon eye 

Commonly seen in lower-quality television series, this is the repetitive back-and-forth movement of an actor's eyes as he reads the cue cards held up off-camera behind the head of the other actor he's in a dialog scene with.
"Did you see the last episode of 'Arrow'? David Ramsey was cylon-eying like a metronome."

Cylon eye: Youtube.com watch v=0ccKPSVQcFk
cylon eye by Honeyko April 20, 2015

Cyloning 

When a computer microphone (Generally a USB headset microphone) begins to act strangely during an online conversation, generating unwanted audio artifacts such as an echo, or buzzing, causing the person using the microphone to sound like a Cylon. Cyloning can usually be fixed by simply unplugging the microphone and plugging it back in. The term was coined by tech journalist Leo Laporte
Dwight: H-ZZZ-WWZZZ-AWAWZZZ-ZZZ
Leo: Dwight, you're Cyloning!
Dwight: ZZZ-OOOH N-ZZZ-OOOOOOOO
Cyloning by Stevenup7002 November 29, 2009
A robot made by humans that exists as multiple copies and inhabits this planet and all other planets in the universe.
"What the frak! Is that a cylon?"

"Look out! Frak! There are multiple cylons ahead!"

"I'm not a fraking cylon"
cylon by Alibear January 29, 2009

cylon toast 

Originates from the show BIG BANG THEORY. The Cylons are a fictional race of robots and the arch-enemies of the humans in the TV show Battlestar Galactica.
In the new series of Battlestar Galactica two forms of Cylons appear - metal, robotic "Centurions" and human-looking "Skin jobs". Although some of the Cylons evolved into a humanoid form, they are condescendingly commonly referred to as "toasters" by the humans.
Sheldon owns a limited-edition toaster that imprints the head of a Cylon Centurion onto the bread. He attempts to make enough Cylon toast "to destroy all the human toasts on a Battlestar known as Galactica" in The Cornhusker Vortex. sheldon is a character in BIG BANG THEORY.
Leonard- When are you going to stop
making Cylon toast?

sheldon - When I have enough to destroy
all the human toast On the battlestar
known asGalactica.
cylon toast by RAHUL May 21, 2013

Colonsequences 

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.

Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
Colonsequences by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009

Colonsweater 

A kinder way of calling someone an ass.
Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! I hate that guy.
Colonsweater by berleef May 9, 2009