Oljon

Oljon is usually the most attractive out of his friends.Oli is really funny, really smart and fun to get along with he is one of the most not-loyal boyfriend/husband ever. As he always falls for a different girl. He’s majestic features/ good looks come from his Albanian genetics.Scientists have also discovered that Albanians called Oljon are averaging penis size from 6-7 inches. Oljon can also act really dumb sometimes for a laughter

Oljon is so sexy, he could literally cheat on me with my mom and I will still chase him

by Oljon November 24, 2021

olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

by buttslut guild March 25, 2008

Bobby Olson

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.

1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."

by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011

ojonugwa

(Of Igala Nigerian origin)

An amazing girl who is extremely beautiful and smart. She has a good heart that accommodates everyone. She is usually an introvert and an over-thinker but tries to affect the lives of people around her positively.
Ojonugwa is usually reserved by nature but when she snaps at you, know that you pushed her long enough.

You must be an Ojonugwa! You’re so smart and beautiful.

Damn! That Ojonugwa is really attractive.

by TheNugwa February 4, 2020

Olona

Olona is a rare name which originated in the Xhosa tribe
Pronunciation (all.oh.nah)
This is a rare name

Olona is a beautiful girl

by Lil sexy thang October 25, 2020

mr. olson

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.

Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.

by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012