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A person that attracts every woman in his area (including milfs). He also has the biggest penis that exists.

Her: Omg look at Olendo!
Other girl: He’s so hot

olendo by TheCoolestMf November 22, 2021

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Olendo

A sexy motherfucker that has a 10 inch dick. Every woman in his area wants him (even milfs). He has a perfect life with the best friends and hella girls. He also is really smart.

“Hey have u seen him? His dick print is just massive!”
“Yeah thats the new guy his name is Olendo”

Olendo by TheCoolestMf November 22, 2021

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Öldendörfing

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war

"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"

Öldendörfing by StevieG777 February 21, 2014

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olend

A crackhead who needs to shut up about anime. And never felt hungry.

Hinata Shoyo: Oh no Midoriya-san olend is coming-
Izuku Midoriya: QUICK GET IN THE BUSHES-

olend by Nezubamboo July 23, 2021

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olando

A last name for a demi god that can destroy a planet within a Planket of time and can be loved by any girl. Most Olando's have amazing superpowers that they can change any second of they want to. Most Olando's are rich but don't show it. They usually have better things that you have and will always try to prove you wrong and they are always right.

The Olando's are better than us.

olando by Olando are gods February 20, 2017

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Andrew Olando

Someone who has more swagger than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Man, he got that Andrew Olando swagger!

Andrew Olando by DDD42069 January 25, 2021

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Olgendorf

An Olgendorf is a human female that is both fat as well as ugly. Olgendorfs are usually in the lowest end of any social system and are often friends with homosexual males, and have been rumored to turn ordinary males in homosexuals. Olgendorfs usually stay away from beaches or any other areas of social intensity. Common locations one may find an Olgendorf would be; Walmart, fast food chains, convenience stores, and dollar stores.

The cashier was in a distasteful mood when she noticed all of the olgendorfs in her line.

Olgendorf by Dee Iron April 27, 2011