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A person that attracts every woman in his area (including milfs). He also has the biggest penis that exists.
Her: Omg look at Olendo!
Other girl: He’s so hot
olendo by TheCoolestMf November 22, 2021
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A sexy motherfucker that has a 10 inch dick. Every woman in his area wants him (even milfs). He has a perfect life with the best friends and hella girls. He also is really smart.
“Hey have u seen him? His dick print is just massive!”
“Yeah thats the new guy his name is Olendo”
Olendo by TheCoolestMf November 22, 2021
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Öldendörfing 

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war
"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"
Öldendörfing by StevieG777 February 21, 2014
A crackhead who needs to shut up about anime. And never felt hungry.
Hinata Shoyo: Oh no Midoriya-san olend is coming-
Izuku Midoriya: QUICK GET IN THE BUSHES-
olend by Nezubamboo July 23, 2021
A last name for a demi god that can destroy a planet within a Planket of time and can be loved by any girl. Most Olando's have amazing superpowers that they can change any second of they want to. Most Olando's are rich but don't show it. They usually have better things that you have and will always try to prove you wrong and they are always right.
The Olando's are better than us.
olando by Olando are gods February 20, 2017

Andrew Olando 

Man, he got that Andrew Olando swagger!
Andrew Olando by DDD42069 January 25, 2021

Olgendorf 

An Olgendorf is a human female that is both fat as well as ugly. Olgendorfs are usually in the lowest end of any social system and are often friends with homosexual males, and have been rumored to turn ordinary males in homosexuals. Olgendorfs usually stay away from beaches or any other areas of social intensity. Common locations one may find an Olgendorf would be; Walmart, fast food chains, convenience stores, and dollar stores.
The cashier was in a distasteful mood when she noticed all of the olgendorfs in her line.
Olgendorf by Dee Iron April 27, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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