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A person that attracts every woman in his area (including milfs). He also has the biggest penis that exists.
Her: Omg look at Olendo!
Other girl: He’s so hot
olendo by TheCoolestMf November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
A sexy motherfucker that has a 10 inch dick. Every woman in his area wants him (even milfs). He has a perfect life with the best friends and hella girls. He also is really smart.
“Hey have u seen him? His dick print is just massive!”
Yeah thats the new guy his name is Olendo”
Olendo by TheCoolestMf November 22, 2021
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Öldendörfing 

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war
"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"
Öldendörfing by StevieG777 February 21, 2014
A crackhead who needs to shut up about anime. And never felt hungry.
Hinata Shoyo: Oh no Midoriya-san olend is coming-
Izuku Midoriya: QUICK GET IN THE BUSHES-
olend by Nezubamboo July 23, 2021
A last name for a demi god that can destroy a planet within a Planket of time and can be loved by any girl. Most Olando's have amazing superpowers that they can change any second of they want to. Most Olando's are rich but don't show it. They usually have better things that you have and will always try to prove you wrong and they are always right.
The Olando's are better than us.
olando by Olando are gods February 20, 2017

Andrew Olando 

Someone who has more swagger than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Man, he got that Andrew Olando swagger!
Andrew Olando by DDD42069 January 25, 2021

Olgendorf 

An Olgendorf is a human female that is both fat as well as ugly. Olgendorfs are usually in the lowest end of any social system and are often friends with homosexual males, and have been rumored to turn ordinary males in homosexuals. Olgendorfs usually stay away from beaches or any other areas of social intensity. Common locations one may find an Olgendorf would be; Walmart, fast food chains, convenience stores, and dollar stores.
The cashier was in a distasteful mood when she noticed all of the olgendorfs in her line.
Olgendorf by Dee Iron April 27, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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