Oldtarded

Doing really dumb things when you're old enough to know better, but not senile enough to have an excuse.

“Grandpa parked the car halfway on the lawn again. Is he getting old?”

“No, he's only 60. He just doesn't care if he's lame. He's being oldtarded.”

Oldtarded by SnotBubbleBoy June 30, 2011

Orctarded

Nerdy World of Warcraft term for retarded, referring to how Orc's faces appear to have down syndrum.

Man thats pretty orctarded bro.

Orctarded by Justin Malone Young April 11, 2008

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Oldtarded • Orctarded • Outarded • oxytarded

Outarded

It's when your retarded and someones more retarded than you So you fell normal

holy shit that guys more retarded than me I'm outarded

Outarded by two door sedan May 12, 2021

oxytarded

To be deliberately, aggressively, irrationally stupid. Similar to how people who are addicted to Oxycontin/oxycodone/painkillers behave.

I saw John steal $20 out of my wallet. When I confronted him he said fuck you and I had lost the money somewhere else. Totally oxytarded. (or) What an oxytard.

oxytarded by kylecz October 13, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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