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Oldtarded 

Doing really dumb things when you're old enough to know better, but not senile enough to have an excuse.
“Grandpa parked the car halfway on the lawn again. Is he getting old?”

“No, he's only 60. He just doesn't care if he's lame. He's being oldtarded.”
Oldtarded by SnotBubbleBoy June 30, 2011
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Outarded 

It's when your retarded and someones more retarded than you So you fell normal
holy shit that guys more retarded than me I'm outarded
Outarded by two door sedan May 12, 2021

oxytarded 

To be deliberately, aggressively, irrationally stupid. Similar to how people who are addicted to Oxycontin/oxycodone/painkillers behave.
I saw John steal $20 out of my wallet. When I confronted him he said fuck you and I had lost the money somewhere else. Totally oxytarded. (or) What an oxytard.
oxytarded by kylecz October 13, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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