When comparing objects: An ambiguously large range of values spanning several orders of magnitude (e.g. powers of ten) between two objects. An "orderly" range has no upper-limits, yet starts with a difference large enough to change the number of direct interactions and interference.
Sand grains, bacteria and atoms are orderly smaller than human beings. Stars such as our sun are orderly brighter than candle light.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'