Old Dan 

a dog from "Where The Red Fern Grows"
Little Ann and Old Dan

Billy and Old Dan went hunting with Little Ann.

Old Dan by AJP222 November 19, 2019

Old Dan Tucker 

A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.

"Damn! Did you see that guy that just went by?"

"Yes! He was a total Old Dan Tucker."

Old Dan Tucker by Extra Bec April 14, 2010

30 year old dank 

dead

30 year old dank is dead

30 year old dank by jokera March 18, 2022

Same old Song and dance 

Another way of saying same as always, or nothing out of the ordinary.

Tom Cruise: Hi honey how was your day?
John Connor: Same old song and dance

Same old Song and dance by jon jacob jingle heimer smith February 11, 2009

day old deli meat dangle 

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

day old deli meat dangle by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

Dang Old Nerd 

Term of endearment for close friend or family member.

What's up y'all dang old nerds?

Dang Old Nerd by coldduck9 May 8, 2019

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance 

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008