When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods