oklahomer

A resident of Oklahoma who possesses flawed and comical understanding of logic.

Guy 1: Why is he fixing that electrical wire without shutting down the power?
Guy 2: He’s an Oklahomer.

by Jake453 August 30, 2020

Oklahomely

You know the but ugly ones

Hey bro look at that oklahomely she’s a true butterface

by Ronin boom bostic November 6, 2025

oklahomitis

a terrible infectious disease known to the state of texas to be found in all oklahomites, its symptoms include low morale and overall terrible behavior (and obviously the random consumption of bad beer)

oh gosh, i think john came down with a serious case of oklahomitis, we better stay away.

by Dr. Dallas November 11, 2020

Oklahomable

1. Anything that is not illegal or against the law in Oklahoma
2.following the rules in law or any that flys in the state of ok

Hay brother is your car oklahomable?

by Gerardus69 February 24, 2022