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Oklahomable 

1. Anything that is not illegal or against the law in Oklahoma
2.following the rules in law or any that flys in the state of ok
Hay brother is your car oklahomable?
Oklahomable by Gerardus69 February 24, 2022
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Oklahomasexual 

A person in the state of Oklahoma or a person from Oklahoma who is prone to having sex.
"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho and Yudaho better than anyone else. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"

oklahomasexual 

"Jed is cute, Jane, but I think he's Oklahomasexual!"
oklahomasexual by Jane Willow February 25, 2008

oklahomalol 

some guy who is irrelevant in every way he fell off after he got banned on tt what a loser but hes also chill asf hes my n word my nice person
oklahomalol is so fucking cool
oklahomalol by Ooooeoidjgehdjd January 19, 2024

Oklahomalol 

some mf that has the iq of albert einstine the music taste of a god the strength of posiden and cracked at fortnite holy
this nigga oklahomalol is insane
Oklahomalol by Ooooeoidjgehdjd February 23, 2024
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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