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Okivision 

The tendency of marines on Okinawa to lower their standards of females tremendously due to the lack of attractive female marines and Japanese women
LCpl Dumbass - Man, that new PFC is hot...I'd rail that bitch!

LCpl Shortdick - Hell no man, you just have bad Okivision.
Okivision by ivantense August 14, 2008
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onevision 

People with only one vision or less (0).
People that can only see one thing or in most cases lacking vision completely.
A "onevision" therefore steal visions from others in most cases.
A "onevision" can also be called a "novision".

Picture of a "onevision" character:
http://bayimg.com/caPkGAabF
"What a onevision!"

Meaning: what a stiff vision lacking piece of shit moron,
or:
One of those vision lacking thief's.

"O no, another onevision!"

Meaning: someone stole our invention, again...
onevision by Señor Bazura April 29, 2009
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oki-vision 

1.) What a marine gets after being on the island of Okinawa for to long and lowers their standards substantially and doesn't realize it. Causing them to hook up, date, or even marry a "bottom of the barrel" type of women.

2.) The cause of a life destroying decision made to late.
bottom of the barrel marine Okinawa standards oki-vision
oki-vision by schrep-nasty January 8, 2010

Olivasion 

To invade a country or establishment with the intention of getting paralytically drunk and attempting to execute Spiderwebbing, Bukkake, The Cincinnati Bow-Tie, The Rusty Trombone, and other pleasurable and exotic sexual activities upon the innocent public.
Oli: "I hope everyone's faces in Singapore are ready for the Olivasion of November 2009"

Oli: "My scrotum is fully loaded and ready to be exploded, what should we do?"
Ben: "Let's go Olivade Katie and Shari's place!"
Max :"No let's go Olivade Double O instead!"
Oli & Ben: "Yeah cool that's a better target!"
Olivasion by MixMaster B November 25, 2009
Same as epicvision but just a different IMVU account with the same personality of epicvision the same person behind the laptop bit with a similar profile of epicvision
Look at epicvision if you want to see how opvision is to be defined as
opvision by Opvision December 8, 2023
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