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Okayville 

A person who doesn't acknowledge your existence but is still being rude.
This old biddy was buying every lottery ticket in creation when all I needed was a pack of newports, she was chillin in okayville like she was waiting for a greyhound!
Okayville by Jigga Jack July 25, 2011
Words you can keep

Oakville Washington 

A ghetto ass town in the middle of nowhere where every white person in the town is a hick and the closest store is 10 miles away. There's only 3 things to do in Oakville ; Smoke pot, Hang with your ghetto ass friends, or be a fatass and play video games all day. And also the place where everyone hates on Rochester (the next closest town).
God, why do I have to live in ghetto old Oakville?

My dealer lives in Oakville.

Oakville is so run down and ghetto.

Oakville Washington? Where the fuck is that?
Oakville Washington by LilGhandi March 13, 2011
Top 30 reasons You know you're from Oakville when...

1. You have drunken stories about drinking in a park
2. You think it should be called Jokeville, or Tokeville or Cokeville
3. You will hang out til 4am at any place that is open 24 hours: Subway, Coffee Time, Tim Horton's, 7-11, or if nothing's open, pretty much anywhere in Bronte
3. Almost all of your friends, at one point or another, have worked at McDonalds, Wendy's or Tim Horton's
4. You can find people you went to school with at Sharkeys every Friday, or Big Bucks every Tuesday
5. You have to pass at least six Tim Horton's just to get to school
6. You never knew Oakville had a city hall
7. You constantly get stuck behind old people going 40 km down Lakeshore
8. You've met Donovan Bailey multiple times and you think he's a dickhead
9. You think there IS a difference between people depending on
whether they're from Glen Abbey, Iroquois, South East Oakville or Bronte
10. No matter how much it sucked, every summer you'd go to the Waterfront Festival
11. You ever had your photograph in the Oakville Beaver
12. You remember seeing cheap movies at Encore Cinema off Kerr or the Playhouse on Lakeshore
13. You remember when Trafalgar Village Mall actually had stores in it
14. You remember when hanging out at Oakville Place was cool
15. You have an image for every high school: QE Park - not so bright kids; Blakelock - dirty, dirty Blakelock; Appleby - snob central; OT and Iroquois - since when do schools look like malls?; St. Mildreds – sluts who steal all the good boys; Loyola, St.Thomas - nice fucking uniforms guys!; General Wolfe - dumb asses, White Oaks - who the fuck goes there?
16. You hung out at Maple Grove plaza or Oakville Town Center when you were in grade 9
17. Some of the funnest moments of your life are running from cops after a bush party through the ravines
18. 'Downtown' meant Starbucks, White Oak for the greasy spoon goodness, Whats the Scoop for desert or the Kings Arms for beers
19. Part of your Christmas ritual involves driving by the house where they filmed "The Santa Clause" with Tim Allen
20. You've ever bought pot from a Wendy's/Tim Horton's drive thru
21. You're perplexed as to why the Blockbuster Video/Coffee Time parking lot on Trafalgar is such a gino hotspot
22. You played hockey at Maple Grove Arena
23. You tried to find the Olsen twins in the summer
24. The people who live next door to you own either a BMW, a Mercedes or a Lexus (most likely one of each)
25. You have “slutted” people from your friend’s car along the Lakeshore
26. You have been drunk in Sobeys…. more than once.
27. To you the “ghetto” means Kerr Street
28. You used to go to Midnight Madness with your parents, now you go with your friends…drunk.
29. You’ve seen someone in grade school carrying a Louis Vuitton purse

and the ..1 give away that you're from Oakville...

You've used the word 'CHATE' in a sentence
Oakville kid 1: yo you going to shane's house party tonight or jessie's?
Oakville kid 2: i think i might just go to both
Oakville kid 1: you taken the benz?
Oakville kid 2: nah Im going in style....H2 stylee
Oakville by rocketstars August 8, 2006
Making this cuz all the other definitions are legit 10 yrs old.

Oakville is a rich suburb outside toronto bordering sauga. Most people are wealthy af, kids wear true religion, polo tommy and ovo. Some rich white kids even flex designer. Everyone tries to act black bur theyre all wiggers. Everyone tries to act gangsta and shit but live in the wealthiest town in canada. Legit everyone smokes loud and theres parties every weekend that get baited by police that have nothing else to do. Is acc pre lit even tho its filled with wastes and fake ass people
ht kid: lets go smoke weed and crash at the party tn
Appleby kid: my dad didnt give me enough money for a hermes belt so i had to but a louis v
White oaks: who tf goes there
Iriqouis kids: they all look sketchy af and do bare drugs
Sta: Oakvilles homosexual school
Oakville by Nizeeeeeitfam November 27, 2016
Oakville is not some alternate universe of white, beautiful people sipping daiquiris by the poolside. The majority of people don't make six-figure incomes. There's the occasional Louis Vuitton bag or Lexus in the school parking lot but it's not extremely common. It's not like on Gossip Girl or the OC, anyone who thinks that needs a reality check. Because the real estate is so expensive, many of the houses and properties are smaller, with the exception of the people who live right by the lake. Some people are even (OH NO!) on finical assistance. The population is principally white but it's not like we grab the pitchforks every time we see someone of another race. It's a pretty boring place to live, so most teenagers just sit and talk or do drugs (which are of a pretty decent caliber). There are some pretty sizable douche bags but there are also some genuinely chill people.
Missisauga Kid: YO OAKVILLE KIDS ARE SOFT! BUNCH OF FAAAGS!
Oakville Kid: AT LEAST I'M LITERATE! HAVE FUN LIVING IN YOUR BOX!
Me: Chill the fuck out, this is urbandictionary.com, you both sound like fucking morons.
Oakville by fedupp March 20, 2009
Oakville is a great suburban community located on Lake Ontario. Many people look at Oakville with extreme jealousy, for example, citizens of the crappy little town of Mississauga. Mississaugians think Oakville is perfect and would love to live there, but are too jealous to realize it. People like these jealous Mississaugians have no lives, and spend their days trying to insult Oakvillians on UrbanDictionary.com, while Oakvillians are our having fun in the town. It is true that Oakville is one of the richest towns in the world, because many businessmen who work in Toronto are located in Oakville, and also because of the Ford plant, which is a huge source for jobs. Because of this, Oakvillians make much more money than other Canadians because they work hard.

Anyone who agrees with this article will give it a thumbs up. And anyone who gives it a thumbs down is admitting they are a very jealous person and in fact wish they lived in Oakville themselves.
Mississauga Kid 1: Dam, I wishez I lved in Oakvlle. Theyz lyk so cool ands uch.
Mississauga Kid 2: Ya me 2 man, they gotz lyk nic ecars and ar better thanu s.
Oakville Kid: Dudes, Learn to fucking spell, then get a job and earn some money.
Oakville by aLFaDaRK June 22, 2006

okieville 

a suburb of Stockton ca also known as the east-side,and east Stockton A formerly white trash neighborhood hence the term okie's but is now a largely beaner neighborhood, home of centro mart, forlando's, charlies auto,the hamburger stand, and the Guadalajara market. has a very large tweaker and permafried population as well. Surprisingly one of the less dangerous neighborhoods of Stockton, due in part that there are a lot of Mexicans but not a lot of black people.
hey bro I got to pick up some bud over in okieville, sweet dude we can stop in at the hamburger stand while were there.
"dude have you been out on the eastside lately? nah bra that place is whack."
okieville by hjdbvk October 12, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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