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Olneyville 

One of the ghettoiest neighborhoods in Providence, total shithole of a place. Complete with Latin Kings, hookers, heroin, crack, you name it. Perhaps best known for its 9 or 10 way dysfunctional traffic plagued intersection in the middle of it.
Jimmy likes to meet me in the alleyway by Wes' Rib House for a BJ. Only in Olneyville!
Olneyville by Bucket West Miguel September 14, 2019
A suburb of D.C. where you can find Potomac and Wheaton types in the same 5 mile radius. A police sub-station was put in to attempt to curb the drag racing problem on Georgia and 108 and they don't call it Sherweed for nothing. We also serve as the last civilized stop before the wilderness that is Howard County.
What's north of Olney?
Nothing worth going to.
olney by Kelz84 July 31, 2008
a city in montgomery county (moco) where the only thing to do is... nothing. sometimes referred to as "o-town" by the kids who think they're gangster, or want to be. on a friday night, every single person that goes to sherwood high school will be out at coldstone. it's a small, lame town, but everybody that lives there loves it anyway.
Girl in Olney 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Girl in Olney 2: hmm, i don't know. what do you think?
Girl in Olney 1: we could go to the movies.
Girl in Olney 2: hey, good idea!
Girl in Olney 3: wait, didn't we do that last week?
olney by Rachelll June 24, 2006
A town in Montgomery County in Maryland that not much people know about. It is very close to Rockville though. There are many public schools such as Sherwood Highschool and Rosa parks middle school. There is a large forest and was once farmland. most businesses are restaurants and stores. There's nothing much to do there, after the movie teather was shut down and replaced with a Harris Teeter.
Matsi: what'cha wanna do today?
Amanda: I dyunno, wanna go to the California Tortailla?
Matsi: eh, sure Olney is boring anyways
Olney by TherianthropeMatsi June 7, 2011
Olney is a small, very wealthy city in Montgomery County. Olney is mostly White affluent people who tend not to flash their money. Every house has a car that is atleast $50,000 or more. There are many private schools in Olney, and everyone who doesnt attend a private school attends the public schools which are very well educated. Sherwood kids are very well off and tend to get what ever they want from their parents. Most of Olney is old money, however there is a lot of new money coming in. Kids tend to wear Polos and dockers with boat shoes. Most are envious of Olney kids because of all of their parents money in the bank. Olney is mostly preppy with very educated people. The average income for Olney is atleast $119,000 per household.
Affluent, Rich, Well off, snobs, preppy, white, attractive, stuck up, very cocky, know what they want, Olney, Maryland, Montgomery County
Olney by Montgomery County Boss October 15, 2009
N: A place where the rich are richer and the poor are swept under the rug. The young drink easily available liquor from flasks kept in their Coach bags. The old ignore such behaviors as they toke up with the nieghbors.
Olney is such a fuckin dream world.
Olney by Pimpin Blake December 15, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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