olney

A suburb of D.C. where you can find Potomac and Wheaton types in the same 5 mile radius. A police sub-station was put in to attempt to curb the drag racing problem on Georgia and 108 and they don't call it Sherweed for nothing. We also serve as the last civilized stop before the wilderness that is Howard County.

What's north of Olney?
Nothing worth going to.

by Kelz84 April 16, 2006

olney

a city in montgomery county (moco) where the only thing to do is... nothing. sometimes referred to as "o-town" by the kids who think they're gangster, or want to be. on a friday night, every single person that goes to sherwood high school will be out at coldstone. it's a small, lame town, but everybody that lives there loves it anyway.

Girl in Olney 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Girl in Olney 2: hmm, i don't know. what do you think?
Girl in Olney 1: we could go to the movies.
Girl in Olney 2: hey, good idea!
Girl in Olney 3: wait, didn't we do that last week?

by Rachelll June 24, 2006

olney

(1)Area where more marijuana is smoked than all of Mexico
(2)Addicting, if you like it, you'll never leave

The two boys entered in Olney having never smoked weed before and left the same night as drug dealers.

by Corey Chase December 23, 2005

olney

A town with as many amenities as Howard County excluding Columbia.

Yo B lets get to Olney

by Balder March 9, 2005

olney

A place in the middle of nowhere in Maryland. sorry guys^ but no it is not a rich place. yes people may hav big houses and nice cars, but that is only becuz the cost of living is so cheap that even a truck driver can afford a nice house. the people arent rednecks, but are not affluent. if you drive a bmw and live in a masion that duznt mean your rich. if you drive a bmw and live in a mansion NEAR A CITY, yes u r rich. olney is a place where people live in there own little world and have there own views of rich and poor and usually stay in olney throughout their lives

i used to live in olney and had no clue how much of a piece of shit middle of nowhere town it was, until i moved and saw what rich is (nice suburbs of DC-potomac/bethesda) , and what poor is (driving to basketball games in pg county)

by sfsofdjio June 4, 2006

olney

batty man who bums garbage men
wannabie brown dude
who thinks hes the hardest in the world

and has no penis

"hello im thomas olney im gay"

by James Thomas February 17, 2005

Olney

A town in Montgomery County in Maryland that not much people know about. It is very close to Rockville though. There are many public schools such as Sherwood Highschool and Rosa parks middle school. There is a large forest and was once farmland. most businesses are restaurants and stores. There's nothing much to do there, after the movie teather was shut down and replaced with a Harris Teeter.

Matsi: what'cha wanna do today?
Amanda: I dyunno, wanna go to the California Tortailla?
Matsi: eh, sure Olney is boring anyways

by TherianthropeMatsi May 14, 2011