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oh mylanta 

phrase coined by d.j. tanner on full house
Uncle Jesse: Kimmy just got hit by a car!
D.J.: Oh mylanta!!
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oh mylanta 

This odd phrase is similar to "oh my land," with the interesting addition of hailing the stomach-acid-reducing medicine.
Oh mylanta, it was bad!
oh mylanta by Vertigo September 2, 2002

oh my lanta 

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.
"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"
oh my lanta by suitesuitesuite April 6, 2009

oh my lanta 

Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.
Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"
oh my lanta by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006

Oh My Lanta 

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.
"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"
Oh My Lanta by J-dog April 25, 2005

oh my lanta 

Definition unknown, though suspected it may be similar to "Oh my God" and "Oh my gosh".
Oh my lanta! I think I just soiled myself!
oh my lanta by Jimmy Pop Bo Bop November 19, 2003

oh my lanta 

It's a different saying for "oh my god"
If you drop your phone you will say oh my lanta instead of "oh my god".
oh my lanta by Kickasskillen January 16, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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