MYLANTA 

Oh my god. An expression used to show amazement.

Mylanta did that just happen.

MYLANTA by Benjamin Rodarte May 14, 2006

oh mylanta 

phrase coined by d.j. tanner on full house

Uncle Jesse: Kimmy just got hit by a car!
D.J.: Oh mylanta!!

oh mylanta by what's her face May 5, 2004

oh mylanta 

This odd phrase is similar to "oh my land," with the interesting addition of hailing the stomach-acid-reducing medicine.

Oh mylanta, it was bad!

oh mylanta by Vertigo September 2, 2002

oh my lanta 

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.

"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"

oh my lanta by suitesuitesuite April 6, 2009

oh my lanta 

Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.

Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"

oh my lanta by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006

o my lanta 

a good saying used in place of o my god

o my lanta did you see that ford!

o my lanta by Heifer shoemaker December 24, 2008

Oh My Lanta 

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

Oh My Lanta by J-dog April 25, 2005