Oh I'm sorry! 

When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.

Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"

Oh I'm sorry! by ImHell666 November 4, 2018

oh shit, i'm sorry 

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.

Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.

oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017

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Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America 

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America by WavedBrute July 21, 2011