Goalie?!

When your coach tells you to have to be the goalie at the next soccer game, and automatically you know you're fucked ass.

Coach: "Hey (your name) you're goalie next game!"
You: "Goalie?! WTF?!"
Coach: "What did you just say?!"

by ImHell666 November 04, 2018

Oh I'm sorry!

When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.

Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"

by ImHell666 November 04, 2018

why do you exist

Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.

annoying person- "hi"
you- "hello"
annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)"
you -"why do you exist?"
annoying person- "..."

by ImHell666 May 30, 2018

Because I'm Jesus

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu

Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"

by ImHell666 May 30, 2018

well we need hamilton

Where a country's economy is down and tries to improve it
Named after Alexander Hamilton, our first secretary of treasury

Man our economy is down, well we need Hamilton

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

ree roo

When someone sees a hot chick

"ree roo that chick looks nice"

by ImHell666 February 20, 2017