Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ImHell666

Goalie?!

When your coach tells you to have to be the goalie at the next soccer game, and automatically you know you're fucked ass.

Coach: "Hey (your name) you're goalie next game!"
You: "Goalie?! WTF?!"
Coach: "What did you just say?!"

Goalie?! by ImHell666 November 4, 2018

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When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.

Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"

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Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.

annoying person- "hi"
you- "hello"
annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)"
you -"why do you exist?"
annoying person- "..."

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How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu

Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"

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Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

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Where a country's economy is down and tries to improve it
Named after Alexander Hamilton, our first secretary of treasury

Man our economy is down, well we need Hamilton

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"ree roo that chick looks nice"

ree roo by ImHell666 February 20, 2017

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