officejet
An all in machine that is designed to fax, scan, make copies, and print documents. Most of these printers will not do any of the above functions once you bring it home.
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Officesticated
An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.
Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.
Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.
Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"
Officesticated by mp4309 June 1, 2016
officejacks
Throwing ones hands over their head and/or waving their arms wildly in an attempt to get the motion sensitive light switch to turn the lights back on.
Most often seen where workers work in front of PC's, in offices, for companies with "green" policies.
Most often seen where workers work in front of PC's, in offices, for companies with "green" policies.
The new motion sensing light switch kept tuning off the lights in my office today and I think I pulled a muscle in my arm doing officejacks all afternoon to turn them back on.
I usually feel tired after a big lunch but since they installed the new motion sensitive light switches the officejacks keep me energized.
I usually feel tired after a big lunch but since they installed the new motion sensitive light switches the officejacks keep me energized.
officejacks by high tech road warrior January 5, 2011
Correctional Officeritis
Correctional Officeritis by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012
Officeitus
one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.
Officeitus by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009
Officedebo
Verb. To be officedebo. Officedebo is a term to replace gay or homosexual. Often used on the boards of all versions of Hobowars. Debo for short.
Cheese: Heff, you and the rest of the debo crew are all officedebo. :P
Heff: You know it. *molests you*
Heff: You know it. *molests you*
Officedebo by |DG| Cheese R250K October 11, 2009