officeitis 

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

officeitis by NicoleLF May 20, 2009

Officesticated 

An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.

Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"

Officesticated by mp4309 June 1, 2016

Correctional Officeritis

Wanting to severely injur a retarded or disruptive person in society.

When off duty my correctional officeritis acts up around retarded college kids.

Correctional Officeritis by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012

Officeitus 

one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:

*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*

*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*

*look for the smallest fault or flaw*

*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*

*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*

*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*

ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.

Officeitus by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009