When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.
Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?
Dara: It really is.
Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.
Dara: It really is.
Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.
by NicoleLF May 20, 2009
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Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.
Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.
Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"
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by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012
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*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.
by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009
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