officeness 

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.

Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.

officeness by Sara McGillicutty October 28, 2008

Offishness 

Pushing people away or not reciprocating with someone. Usually in a very terse way.

I try to be friendly to my nerdy cleanfreak roomate; but his manchild like offishness is getting on my nerves.

Offishness by creosote September 18, 2016