off myself
off myself by jessica78678 December 16, 2007
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Off myself
When you are so done with yourself or something that you did
"I can't believe you've done this"
Over it
Done
I just can't anymore
"I can't believe you've done this"
Over it
Done
I just can't anymore
*makes full on breakfast (eggs, pancakes, coffee, bacon) accidentally bumps table and entire breakfast falls on the floor 5 minutes before you have to leave* "I'm so off myself right now."
Off myself by someoneuknow1 December 15, 2017
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you make me want to off myself by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016
Yeet myself off a bridge
To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge
Yeet myself off a bridge by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019
hitting myself off
Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.
Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."
hitting myself off by The Body May 30, 2006
Not to jack my self off
Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022
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