off day

A day in which you are not at your normal level of performance i.e. can't draw as well, get killed more in video games ect

Wow, everything I've done today has sucked money nuts. I must be having a bad off day!

by Mikiras November 2, 2008

Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.

My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021

OFF DAY BEHAVIOR

Chillin Turning Up Not Working

I'm off work so today is strictly OFF DAY BEHAVIOR.. and acting OFF DAYISHLY

by Betty & Richards Boy December 10, 2019

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.

"stop being a cunt "
"why? "
"it's national fuck off day bro"

by National fuck off day May 25, 2018

jack off day

A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.

Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."

by Jack mehoff12312 January 3, 2009

National Fuck Off Day

National fuck off day is well, everyday.

Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day

by thatguy1101 May 27, 2018

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009