you can slap a friend on the 26october and if u get slapped then u can’t slap anyone if you haven’t already.
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”
You are such an amazing person. The most kindest and wonderful friend anyone could ask for. People would love to be around you. Like, look at you!!! You're so amazing you could put a smile on everyone's face <3
"She's such an amazing person. I bet she's born on 23 October"
The daywhen the smartest and sexiest people are born. These people will steal your girl and then they'll come for you too.
Man: you see that guy over by the water cooler
Other man: yeah, what?
Man: Hear hes an October 2nd guy
Other man: oh shit hes gonna take my girl!!!
Man: Yeah, then he's coming for you
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.