Oblast!

Oblast! is the deafening cry of agony emitted by the captain of a ship upon hitting a seal.

*Ship hits seal* - Oblast!

by Biwet August 9, 2017

Orenburg Oblast

Someone’s face is shaped like a dick and they have foot fungus. A very weird and ugly person who has no friends and is failing every class in the world.

Omg Daryoush you’re such an Orenburg Oblast

“Shut up Sophie”

by DHbomb December 26, 2021

obeast mode

the evolution of feast mode. feast mode is like beast mode but performed only on foods. obeast mode is feast moding until the point of no return

c2 first beast mode feast mode and turned it into obeast mode

by c2iv October 31, 2011

Obeast

A person that has gone beyond severely over weight. A person characterized as having a beast-like magnitude in height-weight proportion.

Also, someone who moves similar to a wild animal due to their condition. This may elicit fear or shock in those he / she comes in contact with.

John: "Did you see that guy?!"
Tim: "Yeah that guy was obeast!."

Doug: "Kelly, slow down on that hamburger before you become obeast!"

by StoryStellar March 11, 2011

Obeast

Something so large it is obese to the point of being beastly.

"That dude is obeast!"
"Did you see that obeast sandwich he was eating? That thing was fucking huge."

by Zebra Operating Electronics January 2, 2009

obeast

when someone is obscenely fat

if your mass is equivalent to that of a forklift, then damnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast

by mike November 27, 2003

obeast

unattractive female; physically gruesome. a combination of obese and beast. Must have a few characteristics of a wild animal; snaggletooth, venom, or fur. 350+ LBS. No attractive attributes must be present to qualify. Mustache BONUS!!

Remember that ugly ass chic that lived down the block, well she got maaaaaaaaaad fat. That bitch is OBEAST now!!

by sir deacon May 18, 2009