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Obdouche Triangle 

Body-shape acquired from extensive recreation involving the use of ONLY the upper body muscles. This results in the excessive strength and size of the upper body which gives a Tool an upside-down triangle figure. Little do they know that the contrast in size only brings out the fact that every part of their lower body is of insignificant size
That obdouche triangle could probably run faster on his hands than with those chicken legs, what a tool.
Obdouche Triangle by F'n Squirrel September 24, 2009
obdong is someone who tries to be real about something and tries to be nice about it, but manages to piss people off by being to real. even when he is just trying to discuss something with someone, either the look on his face or the smell of your upper lip just pisses you off any way. obdong. you know him. you love him when he shuts up. obdong.
why is he being such an obdong about the cats? sure there is cat hair everywhere, and cat piss all over the carpet, and the house smells like cat shit, but why did he say something? he should just shut up and stop being such an obdong because they are MY cats, and cat shit is my life.
obdong by obdong May 6, 2005
When a cock seen from head on is too thick to be oblong but not quite a circle.
Her: big meaty is extra thick tonight, baby!
Him: he is in full obdong mode
Obdong by ultradaddy January 24, 2020

obdormition 

1. medical terminology when your limbs fall asleep; numbness in an extremity caused by constant pressure on a nerve and/or poor circulation due to lack of movement — paresthesia (“pins and needles”) typically follows
After 47 minutes of post bowel movement procrastination doomscrolling had passed by as he strained on the porcelain throne, Kendal finally wiped and attempted to stand up; alas, due to the considerable obdormition that had set in approximately 191 memes ago, his knees abruptly buckled beneath him, knocking him out on the edge of the bathtub.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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