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Obalong
Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.
Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.
Obalong by Giraffe neck 123 July 30, 2019
Obaloo
A strange and wonderful creature that lives in a cocoon.
The Obaloo sleeps for long periods at a time and can become ferocious if sleep deprived or not fed at regular intervals. When not in the cocoon, the Obaloo likes to potter at a leisurely place. This can sometimes get interrupted though by the mating calls from the Obaloos paaaartner, Baloo. Whilst the Obaloo is known to be highly clean, the Baloo is a distant cousin of the raccoon and carries a potent smell.
The Obaloo sleeps for long periods at a time and can become ferocious if sleep deprived or not fed at regular intervals. When not in the cocoon, the Obaloo likes to potter at a leisurely place. This can sometimes get interrupted though by the mating calls from the Obaloos paaaartner, Baloo. Whilst the Obaloo is known to be highly clean, the Baloo is a distant cousin of the raccoon and carries a potent smell.
Obaloo by Obalooexpert June 30, 2011
Obalogy
A term for apologizing to one's enemies for acts committed in defense of one's culture and people. So named for the many apologies offered by United States President Barack Obama.
Despite his continual human rights abuses and verbal threats to the United States, the U.S. President offered an obalogy to the Venezuelan president for his countries past actions in defense of it's people and it's ideals.
Obalogy by Surly Bartender July 29, 2009
Obalogize
Obalogize by Surly Bartender July 29, 2009
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