Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.
Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.
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The Obaloo sleeps for long periods at a time and can become ferocious if sleep deprived or not fed at regular intervals. When not in the cocoon, the Obaloo likes to potter at a leisurely place. This can sometimes get interrupted though by the mating calls from the Obaloos paaaartner, Baloo. Whilst the Obaloo is known to be highly clean, the Baloo is a distant cousin of the raccoon and carries a potent smell.
The Obaloo sleeps for long periods at a time and can become ferocious if sleep deprived or not fed at regular intervals. When not in the cocoon, the Obaloo likes to potter at a leisurely place. This can sometimes get interrupted though by the mating calls from the Obaloos paaaartner, Baloo. Whilst the Obaloo is known to be highly clean, the Baloo is a distant cousin of the raccoon and carries a potent smell.
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Despite his continual human rights abuses and verbal threats to the United States, the U.S. President offered an obalogy to the Venezuelan president for his countries past actions in defense of it's people and it's ideals.
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