To offer an apology in such a way as to blame the other party for what you did.
The guy drove in reverse across the entire parking lot before he finally hit my car. He did at least obamagize by saying "I'm sorry I backed into your car but it wouldn't have ever happened if you hadn'tparked near me. "
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'