These sexy ladies on the tube couldn't keep their hands off me! By the time I got to my station they were finished giving me a glorious OTTOTPHJ. I'm pretty sure no one saw...
Common shorthand in phone tech support circles when a caller's device won't work due to not being plugged in, turned on, or installed yet. OTSTOP stands for "Obviously Too Stupid To Operate Product."
"Customer hid SmartPhone by submerging in fish tank to surprise her son, causing OTSTOP error on startup."
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi