ol' balls

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Used to describe an individual that has surpassed their youth. Also described an individual who has reached a certain age when testicles begin to sag. Describing someone as "ol' balls" would be similar to describing someone who is old.

My husband is such an ol' balls. All he wants to do is stay at home and watch the evening news. I am looking into purchasing a nut bra, just to get him out of the house.

ol' balls by Michelle Zindowsky May 11, 2009

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BIG OL BALLS

WHEN BALLS ARE REALLY BIG

WOW YOU GOT SOME BIG OL BALLS MY BOI

BIG OL BALLS by YAMA69 May 30, 2022

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big ol booty balls

said by the infamous "Nate"
It's meaning is what the word is.

i love eating "big ol booty balls" on a sunday night!

big ol booty balls by handle dood April 15, 2022

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Ol’ Ball Coach

nickname for Heisman Trophy-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Ol’ Ball Coach beat Clemson 5 years in a row.

Ol’ Ball Coach by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

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The Ol' Ball and Chain

The wife and/or missus.

Vincent: "Gotta head back to The Ol' Ball and Chain."
Taylor: "So no roblox tonight?"

The Ol' Ball and Chain by Pinkertonpainkiller July 28, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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