OKC

okc is a digital asset venture firm specializing in investing within creative spaces

"OKC ON TOP"

"Don't fuck with OKC"
"whats OKC? ahaha don't worry about it"

"Another OKC acquisition "

by OKC ON TOP February 14, 2023

okc

Oklahoma City. Most often used in non-verbal communication ie emails and instant messaging.

My dad lives in Edmond but he commutes to OKC.

by RUF/NEK ABC2 July 29, 2006

okc

a sometimes used abbreviation for OKCupid, the dating site. Not to be confused with Oklahoma City.

A: "Man, I'm sick of being forever alone. :("
B: "You could always try OKC."

by lolwutttttttt March 4, 2012

okc

a sex addict or sexaholic or little "freek"

DAYUM that's okc!

by sexaddickt April 9, 2009

OKC

ONCE Knowledge Centre

A collective term describing a bunch of highly trained specialists who dedicate their life to the sole purpose of operation of the ONCE software.
Thanks to those notorious individuals the rest of the world needs to do their job only once.
Without OKC, you'd have to do the job TWICE. Probably even TRICE or FICE.
The OKC also provides a great variety of cookies.

a.k.a. OCC (ONCE Compentence Centre)
a.k.a. OKS (ONCE Kompetanse Senter or ONCE Kunnskaps Senter)
a.k.a. OKC (Omnipotent Cookiee Center)

"Gee, that's the 10th time ONCE has given me the wrong list. Let me the OKC guys onboard!"
"This ONCE f**"#%&/"*!* is driving me crazy! Gotta call OKC!"
"Hey OKC, yes its me, could you fix this numbering issue for me please? Otherwise this whole tag fuckup will go straight Excel satan's special place in hell."

by Snfrdg February 27, 2023

OKC Thunder

The arbitrary name given to the NBA's Seattle Supersonics after they were stolen by a lying, dishonest, manipulative Oklahoma City businessman. So named because in a state as boring as Oklahoma, the most interesting thing anyone could think to name their only pro-team after was the weather.

The theft was so blatant and offensive that even local Oklahoma City residents expressed discomfort with acquiring a pro franchise in such a manner, having been previously rooting for the New Orleans Hornets during the temporary Katrina-related relocation of 2005-06.

Seattle residents still vent with rage over the actions of the OKC businessman and the former Sonics owner. Even renowned sports columnist The "Sports Guy" Bill Simmons refuses to call the team by their new name, referring to them in all print as the Zombie Sonics.

In short, every sports movie ever made has a villian who is threatening to move the team for no good reason. The OKC Thunder are permanent, living proof that bad guys really do win in real life.

Trent: Yo, you wanna go to the game tonight? Lakers are starting their 3-game homestand.
Kent: Eh, dunno, who are they playing?
Trent: Oh.... oh. The OKC Thunder. Never mind then, man, I don't want to support that shitty team, even on accident. Let's go watch football instead.

by President Warren G. Harding January 3, 2010

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008