okcupid
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OKCupid
A free dating website where you take surveys to see if you are compatable, however no matter how hard you try you will always get stuck with some fat chick, and all the hot chicks have too high of standards. Also If you get a decent hot chick who has a high percentage rate with you they usually will not respond or say "ew"
dude 1: man this fat chick has a 98% match with me on OKCupid
dude 2: well dont talk to her
dude 1: she keeps messaging me man I'm gonna block her
dude 3: you guys need to go meet chicks at a bar like normal people
dude 2: well dont talk to her
dude 1: she keeps messaging me man I'm gonna block her
dude 3: you guys need to go meet chicks at a bar like normal people
OKCupid by sausgravbi October 24, 2009
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OkCupid Effect
The OkCupid effect is when you think someone is attractive because everyone in the room is unattractive. The prettiest of the uglies.
It is called the OkCupid effect because while browsing OkCupid sometimes you catch yourself finding someone attractive but you are unsure. The reason you are unsure is because while they are the most attractive thing on OkCupid they do not actually meet your real life standards. Another example is if you are in a bar and every girl in there is ugly. The cutest one out of all the ugly talks to you and you begin to think she's attractive. You better get out! She's not actually attractive it's just the OkCupid effect setting in.
OkCupid Effect by Ze Danimal July 29, 2012
okcupid burnout
Mildred receives dozens of messages each day. More men ask her out than there are days in a week. The overflow of attention soon leads to mental and physical exhaustion. Mildred has okcupid burnout.
okcupid burnout by Hail Lord Xenu June 27, 2010
Oscupidity
An uncontrollable desire to kiss and be kissed.
A combination of "osculate" Latin osculatus, past participle of osculari, from osculum kiss, from diminutive of os mouth and "cupidity" Latin cupiditat-, cupiditas — related to the verb COVET
A combination of "osculate" Latin osculatus, past participle of osculari, from osculum kiss, from diminutive of os mouth and "cupidity" Latin cupiditat-, cupiditas — related to the verb COVET
He ignored it the entire year, but come February 14th he was inevitably overcome by an inundation of uncontrollable oscupidity.
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Oscupidity by Pen-Dragon September 28, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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