objects 

Things, both animate and inanimate, visible and invisible

1)Objects may be closer than they appear.
2)They are regarded as objects, not women.
3)How do you know that there are objects inside of atoms?

objects by Jessica (A Beautiful Mind) May 21, 2008

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

objects i have shoved up my arse 

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

objects i have shoved up my arse by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear 

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear by McFeather November 6, 2008

objects of desire

Objects of desire is usually used for 'beautiful women' and as far as I know TS Eliot has been one of the early users of the term. It can be also used for other objects that one is infatuated with like young hunks, or fashion jewelery or tech gadgets or gaming or gambling or bitcoins or any other

My life at the art school helped me give expression to the objects of desire that I met by the Seine.

objects of desire by ecothrust January 4, 2018

Objects up inside 

"When Manii puts 4 carrots inside her."

He looked at the objects up inside her, studying her for a few moments.

Objects up inside by JasperKnight September 15, 2020