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O captain, my captain! 

A poem by Walt Whitman. it's also an important line in the movie Dead Poets Society.

it's also used to greet an extraordinary teacher.
Teacher: good afternoon.
Students: O captain, my captain!

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
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Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

H.O.F CAPPER 

Joe is a H.O.F Capper because he caps a lot
H.O.F CAPPER by Santan September 7, 2020

Captain O'Malley 

A white cop. Used in Los Angeles, South Central, hespanic quaters.
Gonna put a slug in Captain O'Malley!
Captain O'Malley by mi_ve May 11, 2006

captain o'clock

Captain O'Clock refers to a time of the day, to start drinking spiced rum.
Much like Beer 30, where people would drink beer at this time, Captain O'Clock refers to drinking spiced rum, such as Captain Morgan.

Captain-bag-o-cocks 

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.
Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?