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Stump-O-Matic
Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.
Stump-O-Matic by PewDiePie April 25, 2013
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Mull-o-matic
A coffee grinder used exclusively for chopping up weed and producing mull. This is a high performance option compaired to scissors and it will create mull in less than a minute.
Mull-o-matic by dink123 May 18, 2006
Art-O-Matic
Art Carmody's nickname after he established himself as one of the most consecutive and accurate kickers in NCAA football history. He now holds the record for most consecutive PAT and is the highest scoring kicker ever with 433 points and had an accuracy of 95.45% on all of his kicks (played for the University of Louisville Cardinals from 2004-2007).
Art-O-Matic by Will Sel April 27, 2008
cock-o-matic
cock-o-matic by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
Punk-o-Matic
A kickass "flash game" where you can create your own rock/punk/metal music and then post it on the official website and get your songs rated.
Dude 1: Dude, listen to this song I just made in Punk-o-Matic! It's already got a rating of 8/10!
Dude 2: So? My first song got a 10/10 rating...
Dude 1: Woah.
Dude 2: So? My first song got a 10/10 rating...
Dude 1: Woah.
Punk-o-Matic by Reoiam June 8, 2010
Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400
A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
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Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400 by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004
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ulzzang
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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