Nyarf 

Nyarf... pronounced "Nee-arf"... an annoying little shit who just won't leave you alone, even if you reach your wits end and punch them in the thigh.

Ranging from poking you in the ribs whenever you're looking away, to dipping their cock in your pint when you're at the toilet then telling you after you've taken a few sips.

Some children can be Nyarfs too... usually a spoiled Niece or Nephew, or a friend's kid, who refuses to take the hint that you really don't want to sit and watch them fail their "epic stunt" on the fucking trampoline.

Nyarf: Watch watch, this is awesome... watch watch!
You: I'm busy! Go bother your Mum.
Nyarf: Watch watch, this is awesome... watch watch!
You: I'll watch later!
Nyarf: Watch watch, this is awesome... watch watch!
You: Christ. You're such a Nyarf.
Nyarf: But look, just look! Hey, are you watching? Watch!
You: *Sigh* fuh-fuck's sake

Nyarf by MoFo Rodent September 4, 2013

nyarf 

1.) fuck
2.) term used in place of a curse word
3.) sudden impulse word. like "Uh.. or uhm"

1.) Get the nyarf out of here!
2.) Oh nyarf! Holy nyarf!
3.) *falls* Uh... nyarf.

nyarf by Carol March 19, 2004

Nyarf Gun

A Toy Gun Company Used In Animated Videos To Avoid Copyright From The Company “Nerf Gun”

Last Night I Bought A Nyarf Gun.

Nyarf Gun by A1000iqIndividual January 2, 2021

Nwarf 

A very short black person. Short for Nigger dwarf.

Sanic: Yo dongo, how tall are you?
Dongo: 165 cm bro
BIG MF: FUCKING NWARF LMAOOOO

Nwarf by BIGMFLUDD May 2, 2021

nyarp 

to consume with gusto.

a noise that indicates a need for attention.

similar to nomming but to a higher degree

sometimes spelled with additional a's

"she nyaarped the donut cutely."

"i make sounds! nYAARP NYARP"

"i am going to nyaaarp you!"

nyarp by dicshunairi August 21, 2011

NYARGLEBARGLE 

Originally appearing in a trailer for Paper Mario Sticker Star, NYARGLEBARGLE was used in the context of a magic spell, but the abstractness of the phrase makes it a useful substitute for any word that is a description.

Example 1
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P1)"Maybe I'm taking this too far."

P2)"It's the best made-up word ever. No you're not taking this too far."

vs

P1)"Maybe I'm taking this too far."

"It's the best made-up word ever. No you're not taking this too far."

Example 2
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"He's just jealous he doesn't have NYARGLEBARGLE."

NYARGLEBARGLE by Painguy October 4, 2012

Narf Bag 

An extremely lame, and unattractive individual, lacking even the most basic social skills, completely repulsive to the opposite sex.

"Would you ever date him?"
"No way in hell, he's a total Narf Bag!"

Narf Bag by ragingquietly February 7, 2010