Nutwax 

a substance made when you accidentally nut inside 118.294 mL of melted paraffin wax and let it set.

Nutwax is a very dangerous substance that can melt pretty much everything, the only material that can withstand the strong corrosiveness of nutwax is pure weeweedium, which can only be found at the earths core.

carl: FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY MADE NUTWAX!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE
jacob: all we can do is pray to the cum gods for help now..

Nutwax by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Nutwall

A pretentious person who says or writes something that is meant to be profound but ends up being bullshit. Often thinks they are deep but they are just spouting incomprehensible nonsense.

"I read the book for class today and, god, the author sounds like such a nutwall"

Nutwall by electromyography March 2, 2018

Nutwad

Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.

That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.

Nutwad by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009

nutwaft

The waft of warm air that escapes a mans shorts when he moves. Usually due to being hot or unhygienic.

ew. he just made a nutwaft.

nutwaft by 100nutsack August 23, 2014

brazilian nut wax 

The act of maxing 1's balls with duck tape.

I'm gonna give u a Brazilian nut wax if you don't shut up.

brazilian nut wax by lemonsarefood April 14, 2010

nutwarmer 

a chick that only stays your girlfriend during the winter months, and she only has one purpose and is usually ugly and or fat

man that chick is ugly
yeah but shes a great nutwarmer

nutwarmer by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009

NUTSAXOPHONE 

An interjection or exclamation used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like.

Only can be written in ALL CAPS.

Must only used as an interjection or exclamation.

Not to be confused with the instrument of the same name.

Steve: "I accidentally spent all the rent money on my beanie baby collection."
Chad: "NUTSAXOPHONE."

NUTSAXOPHONE by aftertheprequel November 25, 2009