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Nut-waxer 

A Nut-waxer is most commonly known as someone who jumps in on other peoples jokes and ruins them by adding something stupid to the joke. It can also be used to describe that kid who hangs out with your group of friends, but who no one really likes, but that person is still nice to have around just to mess with and make fun of, and of course to wax your nuts.
Matt: Bro, making fun of aaron is just as fun as going to Six flags, but it doesn't cost you thirty dollars.

Ian: Yeah dude, he's such a nut-waxer. hahahaha.
Nut-waxer by mattinthehat93 December 6, 2009
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Nut Water 

Synonomous with sperm.
The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.
Nut Water by jcb72 August 14, 2012

Nut Water 

When your man nuts in water and there bitch drinks it
BRO! Your drinking my nut water!!
Nut Water by Daddy kadden March 22, 2019

nut water 

in regards to the 'water' that escapes the 'bottle' on a 'school bus'
no, dont bring anymore nut water to school eric!
nut water by Nut water👅💦 November 16, 2018

water nut 

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.
“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”
water nut by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017

water nut 

When a girl nuts her pants and it kinda smells like pee but its not pee.
Yo girl he was finger banging me and i water nutted everywhere
water nut by Angelo-Bobaloo April 18, 2018

nut in yo bish like water 

thoroughly cumming in your friends girlfriend
the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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