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Nutwall

A pretentious person who says or writes something that is meant to be profound but ends up being bullshit. Often thinks they are deep but they are just spouting incomprehensible nonsense.
"I read the book for class today and, god, the author sounds like such a nutwall"
by electromyography March 2, 2018
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nutballs

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs
Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times
Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq
by vennyweenny October 5, 2023
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Nuttalled

Pronounced noodled, it is anytime anything, whether it is living or an inanimate object, is made an ass of, is the the butt of a joke, or just generally fails to succeed at life. Also refers to the giver of a blumpkin or receiver of a cleveland steamer or a hot lunch. May also be anything who you in no way respek. Very similar to unwillingly receiving a golden shower.
After having been pantsed and penetrated by a mountain goat, the young boys friend shouted, "you've just been nuttalled."
by DukeU03 July 20, 2005
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Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles.

-A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided
-A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way.

-Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.
Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys?
Guy: Do you have nuts?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then no.
by yomanitsnoah December 12, 2012
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nutballs

adj. possessing a dangerously low sanity level. having no capacity for complex thought. completely crazy.
Why is that girl drinking out of the toilet? She's nutballs!
by BnessEnvy January 22, 2007
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Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.
by Riley April 24, 2003
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Nutball

A game involving a ball of some sort being tossed at your garbage... until one person takes to many hits and quits.
hey cory get your camera me and drew are gonna play some nutball
by matt miller November 27, 2002
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